Clubbing Guide
1) Teenage chicks with lots of skin to bare who prefer to dance the whole night and would most likely have a Mat Motor boyfriend:
Shadows (Bangsar)
2) Classier chicks with velvet gowns and can dance, not any dance, but Salsa :
Q-Ba at Westin Hotel (Bintang Walk)
3) International school chicks (white chicks/jap-chicks/exotic looking chicks) who love to drink :
Mezza (formerly T-Club Bangsar)
4) Working chicks who are looking for love :
Bar Flam (Bangsar)
5) ‘God-fearing’ chicks who play carrom from Bangsar Gospel Centre :
Coffee Bean / Star Bucks i.e. any coffee place in town whose average price is around RM10 for a cuppa (this weeds out all the coffee shops in Lucky Gardens) (Bangsar)
6) Hard-core biker chicks or the opposite.. Tudung chicks :
Mamak stalls in front of the food court previously known as Jolly Green Giant (Bangsar)
7) Chicks who are dating guys who are already married / guys who wanna be girls :
Red Chamber (Bangsar)
Malaysian girls who speak with a British/American/Aussie/Rojak accent who think they are BBC/BBI/BBM(u know wat I mean) and are looking for a boyfriend who has blonde hair and drinks ‘Snake Bite Black’:
Finnegans (Bangsar)
9) Malaysian girls who speak with a British/American/Aussie/Rojak accent who think they are BBC/BBI/BBM who have already found a boyfriend from Finnegans :
Telawi Street Bistro (Bangsar)
10) Girls who look like boys who like girls who look like girls:
Seasons Pool Club (Bangsar)
11) Paula Malai Ali type of chicks:
The Social (Bangsar)
12) White chicks with white boyfriends/husbands (who also have tan-skinned girlfriends from Beach Club/Thai Bar etc.) :
La Bodega (Bangsar)
13) Chicks that have rich boyfriends and like expensive red wines:
Grappa / Wine Bar Heritage Row
14) Chicks that have poor boyfriends and want a taste of western food :
McDonald’s / Burger King Bangsar
15) Party chicks that think they’re so happening they don’t mind sweating in a firetrap for 4 hours:
Passion
16) Hip-hop chickas who know someone who knows someone who’s having a pissup/birthday party and they can avoid cover charge:
Nouvo / Sangria
17) Pill-popping chicks and they’re drug-induced boyfriends:
Atmosphere / Carlos
18) Pill-popping chicks who don’t want to go out with "playaz" but suddenly find themselves trying to grab the attention of the "playaz":
Bliss
19) Feng Tau chicks :
Not sure but we think its the old Emporium or K Club / Warp
20) Capati chicks who are already betrothed to some distant cousin on their father’s orders :
Dhol, Bangsar.
21) Beautiful popping chicks with very little clothing& supposedly gangsters boyfriends :
TBR KL
