My Last Resort

Say what? Your superpower is ANIMAL COMMUNICATION! Many people pretend to talk to their pets, but you can really, truly do it. Have you ever mimicked the monkeys or the penguins at the zoo? If you have, you’re on your way to becoming a great animal communicator, just like Aquaman with his fishy friends. Some people think animal communication has to be vocal. Not so. Any superhero knows that mental telepathy is where it’s at. So while barking at Fido might be fun, it’s not the practice you really need. Instead, try thinking like an animal. When you get into the mindset of, say, a squirrel, you’ll be able to truly communicate with one. Of course it’s a two way street, because you’ll be able to understand everything they say back, too. And they’ve got a lot to tell! Imagine talking to a walrus about the deep ocean or to an ant about life underground. Once you’ve perfected your superhuman gift, you’ll never be without interesting conversation.

As luck would have it, your love life seems to be written in the heavens. Whether you fell in love at first sight or kept running into each other everywhere you went, it looks like you and your sweetie were meant for each other.

Romantic and starry-eyed, you believe in the clutch of love and the spell that’s been cast on you and your amour. But more than that, it’s your strong will and unwavering hopefulness that’ll make sure you and your honey continue as a match made in heaven, no matter what twists and turns Lady Luck throws your way. And that’s something we’re willing to bet on!

good	evil

Well, you’re kinda evil. They haven’t reserved a place for you in Hell yet, but the leasing agents are starting their calls. (Sorry, no air conditioning.) We’re guessing you find others’ pain funny, your backstabbing knife is probably pretty sharp, and your sexual wiles have likely brought you enjoyment at the expense of your bunkmates a time or two. If more than one of those three things rings true, consider yourself a card-carrying evil person. If you’re interested in recanting the evil thing, sensitivity counseling isn’t a bad idea. Or else find a more sadistic career, like a bouncer or a metermaid. But hey, to each his own, and if your evilness fits, wear it. Keep reading for more evil details!

not sexually evil	sexually evil

You may not have a Basic Instinct-style ice pick sitting on the bedstand, but it’s all about your needs when you’re between the sheets. And you’ll say anything, no matter how untrue, for a little slap and tickle. You use your attractiveness (or maybe it’s that crazy thing you do with your tongue) to make people do your bidding. But it’s just a weakness, and when you get down to it, those who haven’t been burnt by you probably envy you a bit.

not passive aggressive	passive aggressive

Okay, admit it — sometimes you’d rather avoid face-to-face conflict. Now, was telling us that to our face so hard? No. Being up front about any concerns as soon as you have them, rather than letting them build up and turn into, say, a tire-slashing incident, is a good thing. And it sure beats getting a reputation as someone with a taste for revenge. Sure, you probably wouldn’t make a very good bouncer, but that’s okay. Take comfort from the fact that, overall, we think you’re just swell.

not black hearted	black hearted

We’re not going to say you’re a bad person, but you’re toeing the line. A little advice: Try to think about how your victim will feel before you pull your next dirty prank (we don’t care how funny it is when you take out a classifed ad and sell someone’s car for them). You may think cruelty is funny, but your friends don’t — especially the ones who’ve been burned by your verging-on-evil ways. Listen to your conscience a little more, okay?

Weekend’s been a good one! Spent them with my good ol’ couz and boy, what a lot of laughing till our stomach hurts and eating till we feel melancholy!! Talk about weird, we’ve alwiz been a pair of clueless gurlz tryin out weird stuffs.. We have a theme, yeah i know, each year, though it only started 2 years back.. Being the rascals we were and still are, we were alwiz up to mischiefs. One time, we tricked another younger couz of ours that we were bleeding and we used ketchup and scared that little being! All the things we’ve gone thru are also somehow quite similar, hmmm… jinxed? And whoa, how time flies, our theme for this year is coming to an end, no more being bimbos huh? Hehe.. I would say, if u wanna have fun and lots of laughs, anyone can count on us! Bwahahaha!!!

Blek!

Someone forwarded this to me and i think it is soooooo true!!!!!!!!! Got weak in d knees & my heart juz went all mushy when i read it…

Woman was made from the rib of man.

She was not created from his head to top him,

Nor from his feet to be stepped upon.

She was made from his side to be close to him,

From beneath his arm to be protected by him,

And near his heart to be loved by him.

I so crave for a huge slice of really rich, thick chocolatey cake rite now!!!!!! Aargghhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, and a slice of hawaiian pizza with extra extra cheese wouldnt hurt too…. umm… make it two slices….. *giggles*

Yeah laughed even more when i went to Steph’s place.. Talked about anything that juz crossed our minds.. then laughed it out.. I know, we’re a crazy bunch of lunatics.. but hey, we do it with style k!!! When we get together, it’ll seem like there’s no tomorrow!!! Really laughed juz now, as in REALLY laughed my lungs out!!! From dissing anyone that came into mind to pitying some not so "fortunate" retards we bumped into in our lives.. talk about hardships man, steph!!! Geez..

Why are we alwiz getting to know ppl that kinda have similarities n we know them almost d same time too!!! Have u ever noticed that?!?! Guess we’ve been partners in crime for too long…Newayz i know what ur going thru now, i’ve never really been in this exact situation, but i somehow feel u.. If u need me, u know i’m alwiz here for u.. even if it means going all out to find ppl to beat other ppl up… *smirks*

p/s: remember the fart thing i told u guyz?? well keep it within the radius of ur home k!!

Juz like any ordinary saturday, i’m feeling bored, as usual, nothing new… Got up n stumbled upon my bro’s wedding DVD.. finally got it (after nearly a month!!). I have to give d credits to d ppl in it.. LoL!!!!! Every move, every step n every action seems to wanna make u somehow giggle n laugh. I, for one, looked so phony (argghh!! i’m what i’m strongly against n i dont like it one bit!!) but yet original in some ways… hmm.. how shall i put it.. fakely original… originally fake.. whatever!! It’s not very nice either way i put it newayz!! But i noticed some things i’ve never quite noticed before. Funny how video shoots can actually make the person watching them realize things they never bothered to pay attention to.. i know, i’m crapping… that’s coz i’m still in a blur mode as a result of sleep deprivation, thanks to someone (u know who u r)

But newayz watching d video kinda helped keep me entertained for an hour or so.. And i even noticed things bout myself that i never knew (i prefer to keep this to myself… hehe)!! Oh well… *hums* Guess i better sign off before i bore my "readers" to death or irritate d shit out of them (yea, u have no idea how capable i am of doing juz that)!!! Tune in next time ya ppl!! Love ya’ll!!!

I’m juz posting this coz someone asked me to write trash so this is juz what i’m doing… writing trash!!! Feeling lazy today… as in REALLY lazy.. if i could i’d juz stay in bed the whole day but in the place where i live, doing juz that would be considered out of one’s mind or a total waste of time.. well there u go, Nigz, i actually blogged!!! Would be flooding with more blogs soon i guess.. So ppl juz peek through once in a while..